Rehmatoon Ki Hay Aaj Raat,

Namazon Ka Rakhna Saath,

Manwa Laina Rabb Say Har Baat,

Duaon Main Rakhna Humko Bhi Yaad,

Mubarak Ho Aap Ko 27 Veen Ki Yeh Raat.

Sirf Ehsas-e-Nadamat, Aik Sajda Aur Chasm-e-Tarr…!!

Aaye Rabb Tujh Ko Manana Kitna Aasaan Hai…!!

27 Sub(27th Ramadan) Mubarak Ho!

Submitted By: Mamon

Us nazar Ki taraf Mat Dekho Jo tumeh Dekh ne se Inkar Karti Hai

Duniya ki Bhid mein Dhundo Woh Nazar Jo SIRF aur SIRF AAPKA intazar Karti Hai.

Submitted By: Mohsin

Har annsu ka matlab gham nahi hota,

Duriyan hone se rishta khatam nahi hota,

Har waqt yaad aati hai aapki kyu ki,

Dosto ki yaado ka koi mausam nahi hota.

Submitted By: Zeeshan siddiqui

Laboon Nay Aajkal Muskurana Chor Diya Hai,

Khuwaboon Nay Palko Pay Aana Chor Diya Hai.

Nahiin Khulti Hai Aankh Ab To Sehri Main,

Shayed Aap Nay Peepa Bajana Chor Diya Hai.

The Prophet(S.A.W) Said: Whoever Prayed At Night in Ramadan Out of Sincere Faith and Hoping For A Reward From Allah,

Then All His Previous Sins Will Be Forgiven.

Ek Buzurg Bazaar May Baithay Roo Rahay Thay,

Kissi Nay Pooch Aap Kiyoun Rotay Hain,

Unhoon Nay Kaha Loog Nafarmaan Ho Gaye Hain,

OOper Wala Tauba Qabool Karna Chahta Hai,

Laikin Loog Tauba Hi Nahiin Kartay,

Kuch Din Kay Baad Wohi Bazurg Qabristaan Main Baithay Roo Rahay Thay,

Logon Nay Pochaa Hazrat Aab Kiyoun Rotay Hain?

Bazurg Bolay,

Yeh Qabar Main Laitay Huay Loog Ab Tauba Karna Chahtay Hain,

Magar Ooper Wala Aab Inn Ki Tauba Qabool Nahiin Karta…

Please Think About It Deeply…

Dosto Main Aap Ko Zaroori Baat Batana Chahta Hoon,

Taa Kay Pichlay Saal Ki Tarhaan,

Aap Ko Afsoos Na Ho,

Ramzaan Aa Chuka Hai,

Jiss Nay Meri Aftari Karani Hai,

Mujhay Abhi Bata Dai.

Chain Message!

Bari Meherbani iss SMS Ko Itna Forward Karain Kay

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Meri Girlfriend Tak Pohoonch Jaye,

‘Nirma Tau Sim Change Kar Kay Changa Nai Kita’

“Bashir Dahi Wala”

Air Hostess: Khawateen O Hazraat Iss Waqt Hum 30000 Ki Bulandi Par Hain,

Musafir: Bibi! Allah Tenu Iss Toun Vi Uttay Lay Jaavay,

Par Teri Meherbani “Rola” Na Pa…!

Ramzan Kay Dinoon Main Ghar Say Hum Iss Liye Nahiin Nikaltay,

Loog Roza Na Torh Dain “Eid” Ka Chaand Samajh Kar

Boss: Where Were You Born?

Sardar: Punjab

Boss: Which Part In Punjab?

Sardar: Kiya Which Part? Puri Body ‘Born in Punjab’.

^ Fact of Life ^

“By The Time You Realise What Your Parents Said Was Right…

You Will Have A Kid Who Begins To Think You Are Wrong…

A Question For You.

_ _ _ Dil _ _ _ Lay Kar _ _ _ Dil Kay _ _ _ Gaya

_ _ _ Dil Nay _ _ _ Mera _ _ _ Kha Kar Mar Gaya.

In 7 Blanks Main 1 He Word Aana Hai.

Tell Now?

Intelligent Test:

Question 1: Aankhain Milanay Kay Baad 2 Aur 2 = 4 Ho Jati Hain,

Tau

2 Dil Milnay Kay Baad 1 Kiyoun Ho Jatay Hain?

Question 2: Agar Tensi Ka Taalluq Dimagh Say Hai

Tau

Logoon Ko Heart Attack Kiyoun Ho Jata Hai?

Question 3: Agar Ishq Ka Taalluq Dil Say Hai

Tau

Loog Ishq Main Pagal Kiyoun Ho Jatay Hain?

Reply Must

Moolvi To Sardar:

Safar Kay Baad Kaun Sa Maheena Ata Hai?

Sardar Get Confused And Said Thakawat Da

(Waris Shah)

Ek Raat Da Jaagna Bohot Okha,

Ek Jaagda Dukhi Beemaar Raati,

Ya Jaagda Choor Tay Thug Raati,

Ya Jaagda Pehraydaar Raati,

Ya Jaagda Ishq Di Ramz Wala,

Ya Jaagda Yaar Da Yaar Raati,

Waris Mian Sab Soo Janday,

Bas Jaagda Ek Parwardigaar Raati…

4 Kaam Karo:

1) Mobile Off Karo,

2) Battery Kad Loo,

3) Sim Vi Kad Loo,

4) Mobile Nu Sarak Tay Rakh Kay Uton Truck Langa Diyo!

O Jadoon Message Ni Karna Tay Mobile Da Ki Faida.

Faqeer Sheikh Say: 5 Rupay Ka Sawaal Hai Baba…?

Sheikh: Baba Jaldi Say Sawaal Batao,

Mujhay 5 Rupees Ki Bohot Sakht Zaroorat Hai.

Gulshan Ka Har Khuwaab Baharoon Main Qaid Hai,

Lagta Hai Dariya Bhi Kinaroon Main Qaid Hai,

Ab Usski Yadoon Say Nikla Nahiin Jata,

Koi Hai Jo Dil Ki Diwaroon Main Qaid Hai.

Aik Bacha Train Say Khail Raha Tha Aur Kehta Phir Raha Tha

Aa Jao Aa Jao Train Main Baith Jao,

Aa Jao Aa Jao Train Main Baith Jao,

Warna Train Chot Jaye Gee,

Usskay Baap Ko Gussa Aya Aur Uss Nay Apnay Baitay Say Train Lay Lee,

Thori Dair Kay Baad Baap Nay Daikha Kay Baita Roo Raha Hai,

Baap Nay Train Wapis Kar Di,

Bacha Phir Say Wohi Kehnay Lag Gaya,

Aa Jao Aa Jao Train Main Baith Jao,

Aa Jao Aa Jao Train Main Baith Jao,

Warna Train Chot Jaye Gee,

Pahly Bhi Aik Kanjar Ki Train Choot Gaye Hai

Dost Ruthay To Rab Ruthay,

Phir Ruthay To Jag Chutay,

Agar Phir Ruthay Tau Dil Tutay,

Aur Agar Phir Bhi Ruthay To Uttar Chappal,

Mar Saalay Ko Jab Tak Chappal Na Tutay

Teacher: Pakistan Main Aman Kyoun Nahiin Hota,

Pappu: Hamara Flag Hee Ulta Hai,

Teacher: Kya Matlab Pappu?

Pappu: Green Colour Qoom Ka Nishan Hai,

White Colour Aman Ka,

Aman Ko To Danda Diya Hoa Hai,

Agar Yehi Danda Qoom Ko Diya Hota To Aaj Aman Hota.

GEO Pappu Yaar!

Asli Dost!

Dost Woh Nahiin Jo Aap Kay Kaam Aaye,
Dost Wo Hai Jo Aap Ki T-Shirt Mang Kar Lay Jaye Aur Kabhi Wapis Na Karay,

Dost Woh Nahiin Jo Aap Ko Treat Day,
Dost To Woh Hai Jo Aap Kay Ghar Aaye Aur Kahay, Kia Paka Hai Jo Bhi Hai Jaldi Say Lay Aao

Dost Woh Nahiin Jo Aap Ko Phone Kar Kay Milnay Aaye,
Dost To Woh Hai Jo Ghar Kay Samnay Aa Kar SMS Message Karay “Kaminay Bahir Aa Ja”

Aik Maa Ki Request Hai,

Ignore Mat Karna,

Iss SMS Ko Itna Forward Karo Kay Uss Kay Baitay Tak Pohonch Jaye,

Hum Hazaroon SMS Daily Kartay Hain,

Shayad Iss SMS Say Hum Kissi Maa Kay Kaam Ajain

“Puttar Rasheed! Dukaan To Wapsi Tay 1.5 Lite Pepsi Lay Aye”