Chain Message!

Bari Meherbani iss SMS Ko Itna Forward Karain Kay

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Meri Girlfriend Tak Pohoonch Jaye,

‘Nirma Tau Sim Change Kar Kay Changa Nai Kita’

“Bashir Dahi Wala”

Air Hostess: Khawateen O Hazraat Iss Waqt Hum 30000 Ki Bulandi Par Hain,

Musafir: Bibi! Allah Tenu Iss Toun Vi Uttay Lay Jaavay,

Par Teri Meherbani “Rola” Na Pa…!

Ramzan Kay Dinoon Main Ghar Say Hum Iss Liye Nahiin Nikaltay,

Loog Roza Na Torh Dain “Eid” Ka Chaand Samajh Kar

Boss: Where Were You Born?

Sardar: Punjab

Boss: Which Part In Punjab?

Sardar: Kiya Which Part? Puri Body ‘Born in Punjab’.

^ Fact of Life ^

“By The Time You Realise What Your Parents Said Was Right…

You Will Have A Kid Who Begins To Think You Are Wrong…

A Question For You.

_ _ _ Dil _ _ _ Lay Kar _ _ _ Dil Kay _ _ _ Gaya

_ _ _ Dil Nay _ _ _ Mera _ _ _ Kha Kar Mar Gaya.

In 7 Blanks Main 1 He Word Aana Hai.

Tell Now?

Intelligent Test:

Question 1: Aankhain Milanay Kay Baad 2 Aur 2 = 4 Ho Jati Hain,

Tau

2 Dil Milnay Kay Baad 1 Kiyoun Ho Jatay Hain?

Question 2: Agar Tensi Ka Taalluq Dimagh Say Hai

Tau

Logoon Ko Heart Attack Kiyoun Ho Jata Hai?

Question 3: Agar Ishq Ka Taalluq Dil Say Hai

Tau

Loog Ishq Main Pagal Kiyoun Ho Jatay Hain?

Reply Must

Moolvi To Sardar:

Safar Kay Baad Kaun Sa Maheena Ata Hai?

Sardar Get Confused And Said Thakawat Da

(Waris Shah)

Ek Raat Da Jaagna Bohot Okha,

Ek Jaagda Dukhi Beemaar Raati,

Ya Jaagda Choor Tay Thug Raati,

Ya Jaagda Pehraydaar Raati,

Ya Jaagda Ishq Di Ramz Wala,

Ya Jaagda Yaar Da Yaar Raati,

Waris Mian Sab Soo Janday,

Bas Jaagda Ek Parwardigaar Raati…

4 Kaam Karo:

1) Mobile Off Karo,

2) Battery Kad Loo,

3) Sim Vi Kad Loo,

4) Mobile Nu Sarak Tay Rakh Kay Uton Truck Langa Diyo!

O Jadoon Message Ni Karna Tay Mobile Da Ki Faida.