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Budha Budhi Ki Prem Kahani

1 budha aya, sath main aik budhiya ko laya,

Hotel main ja kar aik waiter ko bulaya,

Dono nay apna apna khana mangaya,

Pehlay budhay nay khaya, budhiya nay pankha hilaya,

Phir budhiya nay khaya, budhay nay pankha hilaya,

Yeh daikh kar waiter sharmaya aur usnay farmaya,

Aye laila majnu kay maan baap,

Tum donoon main itna pyaar hai tau khana aik sath kiyoun na khaya?

Iss par budhay nay farmaya,

Baita tera sawaal tau naik hai

Par hamaray paas danto ka set sirf aik hai

mOmO To Imran Khan: Main Tujhay Iss Saal Wo Doon Gi Pervaiz,

Imran Khan: Woh Kiya Maan Jee?

mOmO: Wohi Jo Awaam Nay Zardari Ko Di Hai,

Imran Khan: Galiyan?

mOmO: Gali To Tujhay Kabhi Nahiin Doon Gi Imran Nazir,

Imran Khan: Imran Nazir Nahiin Imran Khan Maan Jee!

mOmO: Nahiin Main Tujhay Imran Khan Bhi Nahiin Doon Gi,

Imran Khan: Maan Jee Vote Daina Hai To Do Warna Jao!

mOmO: Aye Shawashay! Main Tujhay Vote Doongi Musharaf Puttar!

Imran Khan: Ufff

mOmO: cHUPBBAYY!:):@

Na Cheeno Mere Mulk K Nojawanon Say

FACEBOOK Ki Service

“FARAZ”

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Aik Yehi Tau Book Hai Jo Woh Dil Laga Kar Parhtay Hain

Submitted By: Aaliye from New Delhi

Har Barish Main Yehi Dua Hai Meri,

Kay

Barish Kay Jitnay Qatray Zameen Pay Girain,

Utni Baar Aap Slip Ho Kay Girain.

Gir Ja Bhai!

13 x 1 = 13

13 x 2 = 26

13 x 3 = 39

13 x 4 = 52

13 x 5 = Pepsi

Kis nay kaha tha pepsi par 5 rupees kam kar do.

Yeh hoe na baat.

“Baby camel: Mom! why do camels have humps?

Mom: son, we are desert animal, we need humps to store water and we are known to survive without water.

Baby: why our legs long & our feet rounded?

Mom: they are meant for walking in desert, we can move around desert better than anyone.

Baby: than why our eyelashes long? As it bothers my sight.

Mom: son these are protective cover, They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand & wind.

BABY: THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE IN THE ZOO???

Moral:

Skills, knowledge, abilities & experiences are only useful if you are at right place!”

“Girl: Is suit ki kya price hai?

Dukandaar: 1500

Girl: “”Uff”"

or wo pink waly ki price kya hai?

Dukandar: “”uff”"+”"uff”"”

Bechara Mard!

Agar aurat par haath uthaye to zalim,

Aurat say Pitt jaye to buzdil,

Aurat ko kisi kay sath daikh kar larai karay to jeleous,

Chup rahay tau be-gairat,

Ghar say bahar rahay tau awara,

Ghar main rahay tau nakara,

Bachon ko dantay tau zalim,

Na dantay tau laparwah,

Aurat ko naukri say rokay tau shaki mizaj,

Na rokay tau biwi ki kamai khanaywala,

Maa ki manay tau maa ka chamcha,

Biwi ki sunay tau Joru ka Ghulam,

Na janay kab aye ga yeh “Happy Husband’s Day“

Admi martay waqat Bivi say: Tumhari almari say 10 lakh ka set

mainay churaya tha or 50 lakh ki car b mene chori ki ti

Bivi: koi baat nahi janu tumhe zehar bhi mainay dia hai.