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Ek pagal admi bohat dair se chand ka daikh raha tha,

Aur thori dear baad bola…..

“Jalte raho baitay jab bijli ka bill aye ga to pata chaly ga“

Ek shaddi me dulhan ka pehla mangaitar bhi saj dhj k aya,

kisi ny pucha k kya ap dulha hain?

Us ny kaha G nahi me semi final me haar gya tha,

Final dekhny aya hun.

An idea can change your life,

but a girlfriend can change your idea,

so always change girlfriends to change ideas!

{What An Idea Sir Jee}

An elephent meets an ant…..

Elephant: Tumhari umar kitni hai?

Ant: 25

Elephant: 25 years or itni choti?

Ant: I use lux,meri beauty sy meri age pata nahe chalte.

Ant: ur age?

Elephant: 5 sal

Ant: itni choti umar or itne bare?

Elephant: Nido jo peta hun.

Koi kuch bhi kahay sub ki naak main dam kar dun ga……

Aaglay saal pepsi par 10 rupay kum kar dun ga……….:-)

Physics would have been much easier…..

if….

if….

if….

“Tree” had fallen on newton’s head instead of Apple

G@@d M@rning

Class teacher: Jo cheeze urti hay woh anday daiti hai,

Aur jo zameen par chalti hai woh bachay daiti hai,

Woh kiya cheeze hai jo urti bhi hai

Aur bachay bhi daiti hai?

Sardar: Air hostess

Batameez bacha kalay dukandar say…

“Uncle rang gora karnay wali cream hai kiya?

Dukandar: Haan hai,

Bacha: Tau salay lagata kiyoun nahiin hai.

Submitted By: Naveed

Chitta kukkar banary tay,

Wah wah wah,

Chitta kukkar banary tay,

Munni badnaam hoi,

Parcha ho gaya meray tay…

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Lo daso main ki kitta aye?

Submitted By: Shurli sinha

Aik larka aik larki kay saath baitha tha,

2nd day woh larka doosri larki kay saath baitha tha,

3rd day koi aur larki thi,

4th day kisi naye larki kay sath baitha tha.

Moral:

Larkiyaan badal jati hain,

Larkay nahiin badaltay!

Submitted By: BR Bravo