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1 Sardar ko telenor me operatr ki job mil gae,

pehlay hee din usy mar k nekal  dia.

Becoz 1st cal: Sir meri telenor ki sim blok ho gyi hai,

Sardar: Tay paagla Zong Le ley.

Sardar paper dainay gaya,

Examiner nay pocha: What is Microsoft Excel?

Sardar nay kaha: It is a new brand of “SURF EXCEL” to wash computer.

Daagh tau achay hotay hain!

Aik sardar k ghar k bhar name plate pe likha tha Wife Msc$ Husband Fsc,

Aik admi ne pocha sardar gi aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

or aap ne kis mian Fsc ki hai?

Sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nai.name palate da matlb aa

Msc: Mother of seven children

Fsc: Father of seven children.

Class teacher: Jo cheeze urti hay woh anday daiti hai,

Aur jo zameen par chalti hai woh bachay daiti hai,

Woh kiya cheeze hai jo urti bhi hai

Aur bachay bhi daiti hai?

Sardar: Air hostess

Sardar: Tum shadi shuda ho?

Pathan: Haan, hamara aurat say shadi hoa hai,

Sardar: Bewakoof tau kiya mard say bhi shadi hoti hai,

Pathan: Haan hamara sister ka hoa hai!

Boss: Where Were You Born?

Sardar: Punjab

Boss: Which Part In Punjab?

Sardar: Kiya Which Part? Puri Body ‘Born in Punjab’.

Ek Sardar Indian Flag Lainay Shop Par Gaya,

Flag Daikh Kar Sardar Kuch Bola,

Jiss Say Dukaan Wala Kuch Pagal Ho Gaya.

Guess What?

Iss Main Aur Colour Dikhao.

Sardar: Aaj Mere Parosiyoun Ka Bacha Gum Ho Gaya…

Friend: Phir Tum Nay Kya Kiya?

Sardar: Mainay Unhain Mashwara Diya “Google.com” Par Search Kar Lo…

Sardar Daily 2 ghantay roo roo kay dua karta tha.

“Y-Guru G! 1 Baar Lotri Laga Doo. Sirf aik baar”

5 Saal baad Guru-G nay sardar kay agay haath Jor diye:

Sardar G! Ticket tau lay lo.