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Ghabranay Ki Koi Baat Nahiin,

Bas Aap Kay Andar Yehi Ek Keera Hai,

Jo Aapko SMS Nahiin Karnay Daita.

Kissi Say Kiya Gila Karna Iss Jahaan Main

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‘ Faraz ‘
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Shaayad Hum Hi Yaad Kay Qaabil Nahiin Rahay!

Woh Kehta Rahta Hai Bari Majboorian Hain Waqt Ki “MOHSIN”

Saaf Lafzon Main Woh Khud Ko Bewafaa Nahiin Kehta!

Wah Faraz Wah!

Aankhon Main Nami Thi!

Aur Vitamins Ki Kami Thi!

Jiss Say Sari Raat Baat Ki!

Woh Larki Ki Ammi This

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Happy Islamic Year.

Allah Karay Ye Islamic Year Aap Ki Zindagi Ko Khushion Say Bhar Day.

Ameen!

*Pray For All*

Aankhon Kay Sahiloon Pay Hai Ashkoon Ka Ek Hajoom.

Shayad Gham-E-Hussain Ka Mausam Qareeb Hai!

*PANI*

Oper Ko Uthay To “BHAP”

Oper Say Giray To “BARISH”

Jam Kay Giray To “OLA”

Gir Kay Jamay To “BARAF”

Pattay Par Giray To “SHABNUM”

Pattay Say Niklay To “ARQ”

Ankh Say Niklay To “ASHK”

Bahay To “DARIYA”

Qadam E Ismail Say Niklay To “ZAM ZAM”

NABI Ki Ungliyoun SWay Niklay To “KAUSAR”

Aur Jahaan Band Ho Jain Wahaan “KARBALA”

Agar Woh Piyaar Kar Laita,

Mera Daaman Pakar Laita,

Tau

Jeewan Main Faqat Uss Say, “Muhabbat” Faraz Ho Jati.

“Muhabbat” Karz Ho Jati!

Magar Acha Kiya Uss Nay!

Mujhay Samjha Kay Chal Nikla.

Mujhay Thukra Kay Chal Nikla.

Bohot Nadaan Sa Hai Woh,

Abhi Anjaan Sa Hai Woh,

Kahaan Maloom Hai Uss Ko,

“Muhabbat” Zindagi Main Bas Faqat Ek Baar Milti Hai…

(Aqwaal E Zareen)

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Choroo…

Tum Nay Kaun Sa Amal Karna Hai.

Aadmi: Sardar Gi Aap Ka Aik Daant Blue Kiyoun Hai?

Sardar: Yaar Main Nay Ink Lagai Hoe Hai.

Aadmi: Hain! Woh Kiyoun Gi?

Sardar: Ooye Kuttay Bluetooth Da Zamana Hai.

Nabi Kareem (S.A.W) Nay Farmaya,

1) Libaas Ki Saadgi Imaan Ki Alamatoon Main Say Aik Alamat Hai. (Abu Daud)

2) Dua Kay Siwa Koi Cheez Taqdeer Kay Faislay Ko Radd Nahin Kar Sakti.

3) Naiki Kay Siwa Koi Cheez Umar Ko Nahiin Barha Sakti.

4) Allah Uss Shakhs Ko Abaad Rakhta Hai Jo Hadees Sun Kar Dosroon Ko Pohonchata Hai.

So Forward This SMS Message to All of Your Friends And Family Members.

Woh Sehri Ka Maza,

Woh Iftaar Ki Bhook.

Woh Quran Ki Tilawat,

Woh Namaz Ka Mamool.

Woh Rozay Ki Barkat,

Woh Rozay Ka Noor,

Sirf 1 Din Door.

Advance “Mah-e-Ramzan” Mubarak!

Sadiyon Say Jagi, Aankhon Ko,

Ek Baar Sulanay Aa Jao.

Mana Kay Tum Ko Piyaar Nahiin,

Nafrat Hi Jatanay Aa Jao.

Jiss Maur Pay Hum Ko Choor Gaye,

Hum Baithay Ab Tak Soch Rahay,

Kiya Bhool Hue, Kiyoun Juda Huay.

Bas Yeh Samjhanay Aa Jao.

Har Lamha Teri Furqat Main,

Hum Tarap Rahay, Hum Taras Rahay,

Meri “MANO” Tum Iss Dil Ko,

Kuch Pal Behlanay Aa Jao.

Pagal Chinese Say: Tum American Ho?

Chinese: Nahiin Main Chinese Hoon.

Pagal: Nahiin Tum American Ho.

Chinese: Gussay Say Haan Haan Main American Hoon.

Pagal: Lagti Tau Chinese Ho

Aik Dehaati Subha Subha Bhains Ko Nehla Raha Tha,

Angraiz Paas Say Guzar Raha Tha, Bola “Good Morning”

Dehaati: Langh Wanj, Nahiin Maraindi.

Ek Sardar Indian Flag Lainay Shop Par Gaya,

Flag Daikh Kar Sardar Kuch Bola,

Jiss Say Dukaan Wala Kuch Pagal Ho Gaya.

Guess What?

Iss Main Aur Colour Dikhao.

PIA Ki Flight May Captain Nay Announcement Kay Baad Mic Rakha Aur Off Karna Bhool Gaya,

Captain Nay Kaha: “Abhi Main 1 Cup Coffee Piyoon Ga Aur Phir 1 Airhostess Kay Saath Lait Kar Aaraam Karon Ga”

1 Air Hostess Bhagi Kay Mic Off Karay To Girr Gaee,

Saath Baitha Pathan Bola,

“Khana Kharaab Ki Bachi Araam Say Jao Abhi Tau Woh Coffee Piye Ga”

I never Expect others to TXT Me…

But I Will Always Drop My Messages Into Their Inbox To Show

I Still “Love And Remember” Them With Or Without Their Messages…

Ramzan Ka Doosra Ashra Shuru Ho Gaya Hai,

Yeh Maghfirat Ka Ashra Hai,

Iss Main Ziyada Say Ziyada Istighfaar Ka Ahtimaam Karain.

Wishing You HAPPY EID MUBARAK in Advance For The Following 10 Yerar,

2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018

Agar Coming 10 Years Main Aap Ko Koi Pehlay Wish Karnay Ka Dawa Karay,

Tau Aik Rakh Kay Chamaat Daina Aur Yeh SMS Dikha Daina.

O.K

Don’t Delete It.

Teacher: Bachon Wada Karo Kabhi Sharab , Cigerate Nahiin Piyo Gay.

Bachay: Nahiin Piyen Gay.

Teacher: Girls Ka Picha Nahiin Karo Gay.

Bachay: Nahiin Karain Gay.

Teacher: Girls Say Friendship Nahiin Karo Gay.

Bachay: Nahiin Karain Gay.

Teacher: Aur Watan Pay Zindagi Qurbaan Karo Gay.

Bachay: Kar Dain Gay. Aaisi Zindagi Ka Aur Karain Gay Bhi Kiya

I Say Stupid Things When I Am Angry,

But Don’t Mean Them…

I Say Heartful Things When I Am Hurt

But Don’t Mean To Harm You…

I Say Silly Things Without Thinking,

But Laugh At Myself Later…

I Am Just A Human.

Your Forgiveness Might Ease My Day of Judgement.

Remember Me In Your Prayers In The Last Ashra Of Ramadan.

Aap Sab Dua Karain Kay Maulana Mufti Muneeb-UR-Rehman Ki Biwi Kay Kapray Sahi Waqt Par Tiyaar Ho Jayen.

Warna Last Year Ki Tarhaan 11:00 Bajay EID Ka Elaan Ho Ga,

Submitted By: Veer

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Kissi Nay Bilkul Khali SMS Bhaija Hai,

Yeh Koi Insaniyat Tau Nahiin Hai Na

Happy EID Day!

Aap Ko Aur Aap Ki Family Ko Bohot Bohot Eid Mubarak Ho.

Remember Me In Your Prayers!