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Question 1: Aankhain Milanay Kay Baad 2 Aur 2 = 4 Ho Jati Hain,

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2 Dil Milnay Kay Baad 1 Kiyoun Ho Jatay Hain?

Question 2: Agar Tensi Ka Taalluq Dimagh Say Hai

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Logoon Ko Heart Attack Kiyoun Ho Jata Hai?

Question 3: Agar Ishq Ka Taalluq Dil Say Hai

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Loog Ishq Main Pagal Kiyoun Ho Jatay Hain?

Reply Must

Safar Kay Baad Kaun Sa Maheena Ata Hai?

Sardar Get Confused And Said Thakawat Da

(Waris Shah)

Ek Raat Da Jaagna Bohot Okha,

Ek Jaagda Dukhi Beemaar Raati,

Ya Jaagda Choor Tay Thug Raati,

Ya Jaagda Pehraydaar Raati,

Ya Jaagda Ishq Di Ramz Wala,

Ya Jaagda Yaar Da Yaar Raati,

Waris Mian Sab Soo Janday,

Bas Jaagda Ek Parwardigaar Raati…

4 Kaam Karo:

1) Mobile Off Karo,

2) Battery Kad Loo,

3) Sim Vi Kad Loo,

4) Mobile Nu Sarak Tay Rakh Kay Uton Truck Langa Diyo!

O Jadoon Message Ni Karna Tay Mobile Da Ki Faida.

Sheikh: Baba Jaldi Say Sawaal Batao,

Mujhay 5 Rupees Ki Bohot Sakht Zaroorat Hai.

Lagta Hai Dariya Bhi Kinaroon Main Qaid Hai,

Ab Usski Yadoon Say Nikla Nahiin Jata,

Koi Hai Jo Dil Ki Diwaroon Main Qaid Hai.

Aa Jao Aa Jao Train Main Baith Jao,

Aa Jao Aa Jao Train Main Baith Jao,

Warna Train Chot Jaye Gee,

Usskay Baap Ko Gussa Aya Aur Uss Nay Apnay Baitay Say Train Lay Lee,

Thori Dair Kay Baad Baap Nay Daikha Kay Baita Roo Raha Hai,

Baap Nay Train Wapis Kar Di,

Bacha Phir Say Wohi Kehnay Lag Gaya,

Aa Jao Aa Jao Train Main Baith Jao,

Aa Jao Aa Jao Train Main Baith Jao,

Warna Train Chot Jaye Gee,

Pahly Bhi Aik Kanjar Ki Train Choot Gaye Hai

Phir Ruthay To Jag Chutay,

Agar Phir Ruthay Tau Dil Tutay,

Aur Agar Phir Bhi Ruthay To Uttar Chappal,

Mar Saalay Ko Jab Tak Chappal Na Tutay

Pappu: Hamara Flag Hee Ulta Hai,

Teacher: Kya Matlab Pappu?

Pappu: Green Colour Qoom Ka Nishan Hai,

White Colour Aman Ka,

Aman Ko To Danda Diya Hoa Hai,

Agar Yehi Danda Qoom Ko Diya Hota To Aaj Aman Hota.

GEO Pappu Yaar!

Dost Woh Nahiin Jo Aap Kay Kaam Aaye,
Dost Wo Hai Jo Aap Ki T-Shirt Mang Kar Lay Jaye Aur Kabhi Wapis Na Karay,

Dost Woh Nahiin Jo Aap Ko Treat Day,
Dost To Woh Hai Jo Aap Kay Ghar Aaye Aur Kahay, Kia Paka Hai Jo Bhi Hai Jaldi Say Lay Aao

Dost Woh Nahiin Jo Aap Ko Phone Kar Kay Milnay Aaye,
Dost To Woh Hai Jo Ghar Kay Samnay Aa Kar SMS Message Karay “Kaminay Bahir Aa Ja”