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May every minute 0f your “EID”

Be happy warm n bright..

May all your hopes n dreams

Turn out exactly right…

Happiness at EID is wished for You !

Eid Mubarak

Submitted By: Kanwal from lahore

Har Barish Main Yehi Dua Hai Meri,

Kay

Barish Kay Jitnay Qatray Zameen Pay Girain,

Utni Baar Aap Slip Ho Kay Girain.

Gir Ja Bhai!

Aaj Pata Chala K Kissi Ko Alvida Kehna Kitna Mushkil Hota Hai,

Dekho Aasman Bhi Ro Raha Hai “RAMZAN” Ko Alvida Kehtay Hoye.

Raat Kay Andharay Say Dartay ho Qabar say kiyoun nahiin dartay?

Sapnon say dartay ho, Namaz parhtay kiyoun nahiin?

Bicho say dartay ho, Tilawat kartay kiyoun nahiin?

Dozakh say pana mangtay ho, Shetan say kiyoun nahiin?

Jannat main jana chahtay ho, masjid main kiyoun nahiin?

Rishwat daitay ho, Ghareeb ko khana kiyoun nahiin?

Sood say kamatay ho, Mahnat say kiyoun nahiin?

Gheebat kartay ho, Tableegh kiyoun nahiin?

Firqa wariyat par chaltay ho, Quran pay kiyoun nahiin?

Ganay gatay ho, Darood parhtay kiyoun nahiin?

Taqreer suntay ho, Amal kartay kiyoun nahiin?

Submitted By: Jasmin

13 x 1 = 13

13 x 2 = 26

13 x 3 = 39

13 x 4 = 52

13 x 5 = Pepsi

Kis nay kaha tha pepsi par 5 rupees kam kar do.

Yeh hoe na baat.

Meray watan ki Matti Hai Mera Akhri Hawala Hai,

Aaye Khuda Main Rahon Na Rahoon Issko Motabir Kar Day,

“Happy Independence Day“

Hazrat Muhammad S.A.W Nay Zindagi Main Sirf 1 Hajj Kiya,

4 Baar Umrah Kiya,

Aap S.A.W Nay 53 Years Makkah, 10 Years Madina Main Guzaray,

Aap S.A.W Kay 3 Baitay Thay,

Qasim, Ibrahim, Tahir

Aap S.A.W Kay Dant-E-Mubarak Jang-E-Ohad Main Shaheed Hoye,

Aap Jab Iss Duniya Say Gaye Tau Hazrat Ali R.A Nay Aap Ghusal Diya,

Aap S.A.W Ki Tadfeen Kay Liye Hazrat Abu Talha R.A Nay Lehad Mubarak Khodi,

Jazak Allah

Submitted By: Sajjad Hussain

“Baby camel: Mom! why do camels have humps?

Mom: son, we are desert animal, we need humps to store water and we are known to survive without water.

Baby: why our legs long & our feet rounded?

Mom: they are meant for walking in desert, we can move around desert better than anyone.

Baby: than why our eyelashes long? As it bothers my sight.

Mom: son these are protective cover, They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand & wind.

BABY: THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE IN THE ZOO???

Moral:

Skills, knowledge, abilities & experiences are only useful if you are at right place!”

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Mera B Hai:
Hath sut…!;-)”

“Likhna To Tha K Khush Hoon Terey Baghair Bhi,

Aansoo Magar Qalam Se Pehly He Gir Gaye. “